You only need a lawyer because of the actions of another lawyer, and no matter what happens, two lawyers get paid.


By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by this Code of Conduct. And yeah, we’re serious about this part.

You are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum and maturity while using this website. Though intended for teenagers and older, we nonetheless want to keep everything family-friendly. Therefore, we require that while using our website, you:

  • above all else, treat others with respect
  • comply with moderators’ and administrators’ instructions with regard to site usage
  • do not threaten, harass or attack others on our website
  • do not excessively use profanity
  • do not engage in “hate speech”
  • do not use this website for illegal purposes
  • do not attempt unauthorized access to or attempt to interfere with the operations of the server upon which this website runs
  • do not misrepresent yourself or others
  • do not post material that violates the copyrights of others.
  • do not post sexually explicit content
  • do not post commercial or unrelated links or advertisements (spam)
  • do not post personal information about others without their consent
  • do not attempt to play “rules lawyer” with us

The administrators will be the sole judges of what does and does not comply with the above.


  • We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Site bans will be handed out with carefree abandon.
  • You agree that the laws of the County of Santa Clara in the State of California, in the United States, shall govern the usage of this site and that all legal proceedings regarding this website shall be held in Santa Clara County, California.
  • You agree that in no event shall damages collected by you from us for any reason exceed the amount of money paid to us by you. Yep, that means zero.
  • You recognize that the administrators of this website can view all information posted to it. For the purposes of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, this website and its associated messaging and email services are not to be considered a secure communications medium. While we will make all reasonable efforts to keep this site secure, we do not guarantee that a security breach will not occur, or that any information posted to this site will remain secure. See our Privacy Policy below for further details.
  • Copyright compliance inquiries (DMCA) can be sent to policy[@] (remove the square brackets). Please note that only the copyright holder has legal status to make DMCA takedown requests, and that misrepresenting yourself as a copyright holder to material you do not have the rights to is a crime (fraud). Just because Google is sloppy about checking whether a takedown attempt is valid doesn’t mean we will be lax too.


This is that “lawyer part” we mentioned earlier. If it sounds legalese, that’s because it is.

What information do we collect?

We collect information from you when you register on our site, fill out a form or post a comment.

When registering on our site, you will be asked to enter your name and e-mail address. You may, however, visit our site anonymously.

What do we use your information for?

Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:

  • To personalize your experience

(your information helps us to better respond to your individual needs)

  • To improve our website

(we continually strive to improve our website offerings based on the information and feedback we receive from you)

  • To administer a contest, promotion, survey or other site feature
  • To contact you for site administrative purposes

How do we protect your information?

We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information when you enter, submit, or access your personal information.

Do we use cookies?

Yes. Cookies are small files that a site or its service provider transfers to your computers hard drive through your Web browser (if you allow) that enables the sites or service providers systems to recognize your browser and capture and remember certain information.

We use cookies to understand and save your preferences for future visits.

Do we disclose any information to outside parties?

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website (such as YouTube or WordPress), conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others rights, property, or safety.

California Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance

Because we value your privacy we have taken the necessary precautions to be in compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act. We therefore will not distribute your personal information to outside parties without your consent.

As part of the California Online Privacy Protection Act, all users of our site may make any changes to their information at anytime by logging into their control panel and going to the ‘Edit My Profile’ page.

Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance

We are in compliance with the requirements of COPPA (Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act), we do not collect any information from anyone under 13 years of age. Our website, products and services are all directed to people who are at least 13 years old or older.

Your Consent

By using our site, you consent to our privacy policy.

Changes to our Privacy Policy

If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page, and/or update the Privacy Policy modification date below.

This policy was last modified on February 17, 2013

Contacting Us

If there are any questions regarding this privacy policy you may contact us at policy[@] (remove the square-brackets).